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Twitter for June 14th 2009

Whimpers tornado warning in our area

4 months and 1 week till I have to go back to Canada for up to 5 months till I can come back to be with my Master (k i get xmas with him)

Signs seems that car that Master's mom lent him to use needs fixing, good thing he can do it himself or we'd have no transport

I know I am not a fan of the US, the following article just makes me cring, even more so that I am now in the US - http://bit.ly/11tfCr

getting tired, but still got several hours before i cna go to bed, Master is taking up the whole bed, no room for me to sleep on it

Twitter from June 13th 2009

Well got as much as I am going to get dun when it comes to cleaning today, didn't get around to planting the herbs or veggies maybe later

Well got the kitchen cleaned up and the floor washed, now I need to do the bathroom ... no idea where Master is at the moent other hten out

Well its Master's sister's daughters sweet sisteen today, sighs that means putting up with teen girls and their antics, we got her Twilight

I sorted out the lundary and Master has started in on it, got about 6 loads to do in total, 2 white, 1 browns/reds, 1 black, 1 blues, 1 green

Well have been working on cleaning up the apt. Got a good dent into all the mess that has accumlated in the past three weeks, still have more

its 10am do you know where your Master/Sub/Slave/Partner is? ... mines out bitching with his sister

@LadyHotchKiss mmmmmm Knife play haven't dun that in a long time, miss it. Its one of Masters hard limits unfortunatly

well I am a wake, have been for an hour since Rusty started barking and woke Master and I up, goofy pup no idea what he was marking at

giggles Master and I have been having gester fun on SL for the past hour, go figure that one out ... lol ... or not

House Work and other deometic deals

Well its been a while in coming, we have been running around so much the past three weeks that we'd just let everthing pile up and pile up so today we finally got around to actaully going from one part of the apt to the other cleaning as we go. We've gotten eveything almost into place and stored away.

We're also doing our weekly run of luandary, which his sister once again was not to pleased about. Like hello its two of us and we do it once a week, we're not doing it daily or evenevery other day like she does. Like hello, its just a single day of use that we make use of the lundary facilities - sighs and growls.

I've also dun the dishes, and remade the bed totally. We still need to clean the kitchen and bathroom, plus we really need to vacume big time. ANd I am going to try and get the herbs and veggies planted not sure if they will grow but time will tell how things go in that regards.

So all in all today thus far has been a fairly acitve and busy day. No time to play just yet, and in truth I'd like some play time but the way he is feeling it doesn't seem that its in the cards for today at least, that I we still need to attach the ropes to the bed for some restrant action.

Well take care everyone, will post more shortly
Norman's AngelPet


(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 3.

Twitter for June 6th 2009

Master is taking me fishing later today ... ugg, i've not dun that since I was a child, and not fond memories of it either

Fishing and Sunburn

Well he took me fishing with his sister and her family up in the mountains. It was an intersted part of the day, though I will admit that the mountains make me miss home a little since they were much like the north country of Ontario, all the tall trees and water and what have you.

I didn't fish, though I did mind his pole for a short time while he went to the gents room and other stuff. He didn't catch anything which is alright with him, he didn't thing he would. As for me only thing that I caught was sun burn, and I was appying coppertone SPF 70 every 30 minutes or less - but it didn't seem to matter I still got burnt and BOY am I feeling it NOW! OUCH!!!!!!!!!

I over heated enough that when we got home and I got into the shower I didn't notice that I'd turned on the hot water instead of the cold, because to my body the hot water felt cold (that is how over heated I was that my sence of external hot to myself was buggared), I only new it was hot water when the steam started up - whoopse.

As I type this the weather network is telling me thta its 25C out and clear at the moment with winds from the west at 31lm/h, humidity at 12% and pressure at 100.01

Sighs, it is a different type of heat here that is for sure, its not the type that i am use to dealing with, which means I am going to have to be extra carful when it comes to being outside in it, cause I wont have the same warning signs of over heating that I am use to.

Well post more as time does pass, take care everyone!

Twitter for June 5th 2009

@KelticKing how did the tongue get dun up? Master says the only way to do it is to pickle it - gag, can't it been cooked like other organs?

@JohnBaku why ya say that? I didn't have any issue with US customs when I went down to the US to stay with my husband, gave me no issues

@KelticKing Tongue is the only animal organ that I never had before, and well Master loves it as does his family - so better get use to it

Maaster just let me try come of the cow tongue hes made up ... ummmmyuck is my comment on it and the next is gag, tastes terrable

Twitter for June 4th 2009

i didn't even manage to get though the rings for that matter, ended up bring home 4 of them out of 10. I would go back, but not for the same

well Red Top was intersting ended up getting a 8oz burger, but granted I didn't get though it all but it was interesting yet greese - yuck

Actor David Carradine found dead - http://bit.ly/KiEcN

Master is going to take me out for dinner to a place called RedTop, no idea what kind of food is served only that Master says that its good

the mexican market though I'd not trust it for meats though cause what I saw didnt look that great, but since his mom got cow tonge like is

Master and his mom took me shopping to a new place that sells fairly cheap produce, it was a mexican market, good prices for the produce

Elder Physical (humour)

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow".

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:

"Well, doc, it's like this, first I tried with my right hand but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing".

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour?"

The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open."

Twitter for June 3rd 2009

Sighs I wish Master wouldn't spend so much, we can make do with what we have. But no, he feels we need more cause we dont have it yet

sighs, I feel like I am getting a form of chest cold but I know its just the fact I slept without a warm blanketand got chilled in the nite

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